Top ten ways to have your way with an unwilling donkey....
Posted by Stan at 5/23/2007 9:05 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
1, Get it really drunk.
2, Come at it from behind
3, Pretend you need to take its temperature (show it a thermometer first)
4, Take it to a cliff edge (the advantage is might push back more, the disadvantage is, it might not)
5, Give it a bucket of strawberries (it might not even notice you)
6, GHB (but you need a lot, it may be cheaper to find a willing donkey)
7, Dead donkeys dont kick
8, Offer it a go with your wife
9, Promise to pull out in time
10, If you got this far then you are one sick puppy!
2, Come at it from behind
3, Pretend you need to take its temperature (show it a thermometer first)
4, Take it to a cliff edge (the advantage is might push back more, the disadvantage is, it might not)
5, Give it a bucket of strawberries (it might not even notice you)
6, GHB (but you need a lot, it may be cheaper to find a willing donkey)
7, Dead donkeys dont kick
8, Offer it a go with your wife
9, Promise to pull out in time
10, If you got this far then you are one sick puppy!
This is just plain wrong!!
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